Gotta get this watch!! It's the cats meow!! It's sliced bread!!
I'm waiting and waiting and anticipating.... and WHAM... the big show comes.... and BAM.. I'm outbid!!! WHAAAAAA?!?! OH NO YOU DI-INT!! So's I put a bigger bid in.... WHAM!! Outbid at the last second and I LOSE!!
I'm a LOSER!! I'm PISSED! I'm ranting and raving.... hearbeat all adrenalyised....
I slowly start to fade from white hot... to red hot... to a sort of orangy to yellow... to regular iron..
And then I take a deep breath.... sit back... calm down a bit.
Think a few minutes.... and go.....
OH THANK GOD! What was I thinking bidding that high?! Whew!! Hahaha!! Ohhhhh that guy got suckered into that crappy watch for that price?! WHAT A MAROON!! Hahah....
(super secretly relieved he almost tricked himself into paying way more than he should/would have for that watch)
The end.... love plainsmen